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Man fucks woman. Subject: man. Verb: fucks. Object: woman. That’s okay. Woman fucks man. Woman: subject. Man: object. That’s not so comfortable for you, is it?

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation

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ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

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“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

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mykingdomscome:

I would just like to point how much the Arthurian Legend has changed due to centuries of different writing, portrayal and what parents teach their kids, so I wouldn’t be surprised if in a few generations time there’s a show entitled “Gayalot” in which Merlin & Arthur are Kings, Gwen and Lancelot are the only hetero couple in the land, everybody is very camp and Uther wears pink.  

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

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misskittytrevelyan:

This movie is going to break my heart, as the book already did.

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hellarolal:

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

ok but this joke is old as fucking sin i won a radio competition when i was like 11 by using this joke

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